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Quotations to Cheer You Up When
 the World is Getting You Down

by Allen Klein
Hardback, 196 pages
Wings Books/Random House Value Publishing

Book Summary:
Lift you spirits and tickle your funny bone with over 750 classic quotations with a positive perspective. Subjects include: Amusement, Cheer, Chuckle, Comedy, Enjoyment, Fun, Happiness, Hope, Humor, Joy, Laughter, Mirth, Smiling and much, much more.

A Word from the Author:
Perhaps the greatest joy I have received about this book came in a letter. One woman wrote me that her mother, who did not live nearby, was very ill. To cheer her mother up, every day this woman would email her one quote from Quotations to Cheer You Up. And, the writer told me, those daily uplifting words did just that.

Table of Contents

Amuse — amusing — amusement
Cheer — cheerful
Comedian — comedy — comic — comical
Enjoy — enjoyment
Fool — foolish
Happy — happiness
Hope — hopeful
Humor — humorist — humorous
Joy — joyful — joyfulness
Laugh — laughter
Mirth — mirthfulness
Play — playful
Pun silly
Wit — witty

Sample Quotes:

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city."

George Burns

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Phyllis Diller

"Grin when you bare it-it's the only way."
Dolly Parton

"Who ever said money can't bring happiness
didn't know where to shop."


"Golf is the most fun you can have without
taking your clothes off."

Chi Chi Rodriguez

"Humor has a way of bringing people together.
It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest
that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations."

Ron Dentinger

"Against the assault of humor, nothing can stand."
Mark Twain


2012 by Allen Klein. All Rights Reserved.